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Act Naturally

The other day I was watching 'Help!' and I wrote down a bunch of quotes from the movie. I did the same with 'A Hard Day's Night'. So here is a collection of quotes and pictures from the Beatles in the movies.


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"Act Naturally"
They're gonna put me in the movies
They're gonna make a big star out of me
We'll make a film about a man that's sad and lonely
And all I gotta so is act naturally

Well, I'll bet you I'm gonna be a big star
Might win an Oscar you can never tell
The movies gonna make me a big star
'Cause I can plat the part so well

Well I hope you come and see me in the movies
Then I know that you will plainly see
The biggest fool that ever hit the big time
And all I gotta do is act naturally

We'll make the scene about a man that's sad and lonely
And beggin down upon his bended knee
I'll play the part but I won't need rehearsal
All I gotta do is act naturally

Well, I'll bet you I'm gonna be a big star
Might win an Oscar you can never tell
The movies gonna make me a big star
'Cause I can plat the part so well

Well I hope you come and see me in the movies
Then I know that you will plainly see
The biggest fool that ever hit the big time
And all I gotta do is act naturally


"Such nice boys. And still the same way they was before they was."

"What are you doing on the floor?" * "I'm tired."

"What was it that first attracted you to me?" * "Well, you're very polite."

"I am not what I seem."

"Everyone laughs at Ringo's sudden apprehension." * "Ho, hoho, ho ho ho, ho-ho!"

"That was you buzzing! You naughty boy."


"This is a rather jolly place."

"It's a season ticket, what'd you think it was?" * "Oh good, I like a lot of seasoning in my soup."

"The fire brigade got my head outta some railing once." * "Did you want them to?" * "No, I used to leave it there when I wasnt using it for school."

"Fantastic. With a ring like that I could, dare I say it, rule the world."

"Hey, you've got to <twitch> hide your love away."

"I'm allergic to penicillin and all those other wonder drugs."

"The exciting adventure of Paul on the floor."

"Get me the home office! He's wrecking my home!"

"I'm all sticky, and you're all red!"

"Typical, how can I get it off with my hands up?"

"Hey it's a thingy, a fiendish thingy!"

"They have to paint me red before they chop me. It's a different religion from ours, I think."

"Hello this is the famous Ringo, gear fab. What could I do for you that would be so gear fab?"

"Take this hastily scribbled note hastily."

"Let that be and end to it...END TO IT!"

"We're never gonna leave this palace alive."

"It's for you." * "Who is it?" * "The gardener."

"Must be their tea break."

"Bad machine!"

"Hair dryer I bet. She got one for Christmas."

"Why don't you chop it off Ringo?" * "No! I've had some good times with this finger."

"All the rungs have been neatly sawed in the middle. Now isnt that peculiar?"

"Let's got back and get 'em, eh?"

"Back up and smash him off!...Oh, never mind, try againThis should give him a headache!"

"Thanks for the lift mister!"

"The very famous plan..."

"I don't understand it! They kept pulling my nose, and mine of all noses."

"I'm going to miss the sacrifice!"

"You're all red again!" * "I know, I'm beginning to like it."

"He who wears the ring...must DIE!"


A Hard Day's Night

"Eh ... pardon me for asking but who's that little old man?"

"Well ... if he's your Grandfather, who knows? Hahaha!"

"Who's that little old man? * He belongs to Paul."

"Give us a kiss!"

"Knock it off, Paul, y' can't win with his sort. After all, it's his train, isn't it, Mister?"

"Eh mister! Can we have out ball back?"

"I don't really know, but it sounded distinguished, like, didn't it? * George Harrison, the Scouse of Distinction."

"That little one's the worst. If we don't keep him on tablets he has fits."

"He doesn't like me, honest, I can tell ... It's 'cos I'm little."

"I bet you can guess what I was in for."

"Please sir, can I have one to surge with sir, please sir? "

"Don't mock the afflicted, Pauly."

"While the swine's away the piglets can play. Well, come on, what are we waiting for?"

"Any of you lot put a man in that cupboard? "

"Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he was just fulfilling a lifelong ambition."

"Well, you shouldn't have had bacon for your breakfast, you cannibal."

"That's right retreat behind a smoke screen of bourgeois clichs. I don't go round messing about with your ear-phones, do I?"

"Sorry we hurt your field, Mister."

"Oh, I've toyed with the idea of a ball and chain but he'd only rattle them at me... and in public and all. Sometimes I think he enjoys seeing me suffer. "

"Standing about, eh? Some people have it dead easy, don't they?"

"I'll set John on you!"

"I'm going parading before it's too late!"

"Oh, yes, the lads frequently gather round the T.V. set to watch her for a giggle. Once we even all sat down and wrote these letters saying how gear she was and all that rubbish."

"She's a drag. A well-known drag. We turn the sound down on her and say rude things."

"No, you look here, John. I've only one thing to say to you." * "What?" * "You're a swine."


Yellow Submarine

"Once upon a time, or maybe twice."
"80,000 leagues beneath the sea it lay, or lie, I'm not too sure."

"The meanies are coming!"

"I haven't laughed this much since Pompeii."

"Woe is me I feel like an old splintered drumstick. Nothing ever happens to me."

"Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning."

"Would you believe me if I told you I was being followed by a yellow submarine?"

"Your story has touched my heart."

"I can't help it, I'm a born lever puller."

"I warned you not to eat on an empty stomach."

"Perhaps it was an unidentified flying cupcake."

"What is it Ringo? Is there a matter you'd like to take up or down?"

"Dey do look very nice don't dey?" * "Des dey do." * "Dey do, do dey?" * "Des dey do."

"What's the matter? Blue meanies?"

"Do you ever get the feeling that things arent as rosy as they seem?"


"I want me mum!"

"Look! A submarine remarkably like our own."

"Somebody push a button."

"Maybe we're both part of a vast submarine fleet." * "But there's only two of us."

"I can hear my beard growing!"

"Hey look, it's a Cyclops." * "But he's got two eyes." * "Must be a bicylcops."

"University of whales."

"It's blue glass." * "Must be from Kentucky."

"Poor lad, he never did anything to anyone."

"He's far out there, always was."

"We'll be sucked into oblivion." * "Or further!"

"We're not sub-scribers."

"Funny place to leave a goldfish bowl."

"Whatever you do, don't touch that button." * "What button?" * "That one." * "This one?"

"Course I can. Let me peruse it."

"He's so smart he can't even remember what he knows."

"The foothills of the Head Mountains."

"A holey sea."

"I've got a hole in me pocket!"

"There's an eye in the apples."

"Nothing is Beatle-proof."

"What do you think?" * "I think I burnt me finger."

"P is for........goodbye."

"A bit saltly aroung the edges."

"We're quite cute really."

"If you show, show quietly."

"He reminds me of my old English teacher."

"Not a meanie in sight." * "Not even a teeny meanie." * "Not even a teeny weeny meanie."



Magical Mystery Tour

"Aunt Jesse's Hungry...and she's dreaming. She's dreaming about food...lots and lots of spaghetti!" "I LOVE you, love you...." -Buster Bloodvessel to Aunt Jessie

"Goodmorning Miss Winters, Miss Winters, Miss Winters!"

"Oops, George! Oops, George! Oops, George, George, George!" -John, teasing George and Little Nicola.

"Where da Buth!!"- Ringo the Wizard!

"No, don't knit for me." - Ringo talking to Aunt Jesse

"Jessie, it's intake, not output." - Bloodvessel to Aunt Jessie

"There's no business like show business, no business at all." -John

"Don't get historical!" - Aunt Jessie to Ringo

"Ha! Ha! Jolly good Sir!" - Paul to Sgt. (Spinetti)

"We are concerned for you to enjoy yourselves, under the limits of British decency. You know what I mean, don't you? Well, don't you?!" - Buster Bloodvessel

"Why?" - Ringo

"Have a GUESS!!! "- John to Little Nicola

"Would you stop with your sitting down!"- Ringo to Aunt Jesse

"They're having a lovely time!!"- John and Ringo as they dance

"We here at Magical Mysteries have your best interests at heart, and your every wish is our command. Thank you." -Miss. Wendy Winters

"Only ten miles away! It will soon be here! Ten miles away...ten miles away..." - Ringo, the Wizard

"I was half an hour looking for the sugar." - John the Wizard to George the Wizard

"The bus....the bus is ten miles north on the Duesbury Road...and they're having A LOVELY TIME!!" -Paul the Wizard to John, Ringo, and George the Wizards.

"A song!" -George the Wizard, to the camera when asked "What's next on the agenda?"

"Pandello! Help me up the stairs!" -Aunt Jessie to waiter, John.