Because he was hiding drugs

He didn't get back home to England

Before he

Got shot

Yoko is a big blue meanie

But she's not blue she's purple

She has to kids named Sean and Kyoko

And they're really

Messed up

Julian got no attention

Because he's a big fat failure

It's fun to watch this family fall apart

So pass the popcorn

Please

This just goes to show you

Never ever ever take drugs

And never ever marry a Lennon

And never name your frog M*** C******

And never put your popcorn in cocoa